Introduction: In an ideal world, there would be no rules or laws. We do not live in an ideal world, so I set “the rules.”

You’re welcome here as if it were your place 🏠✨ just remember: When you’re here, you’re in my home ...

I offer FREE Annecy tour 2h you will know and see every must do quick visit let’s you come back after to enjoy. It’s a nice gesture if you cook 🍳 the first evening (when possible).

Nothing fancy — a small meal from your country a corner shop shows you’re playing the game. 🛒 If I cook… it’s at your own risk with a Empty Fridge, but don’t worry — no casualties so far. 😅

Due to some truly baffling behavior, here are a few hard rules: 📌 Your stay is confirmed for the first night only. ✅ If all goes well, we continue. (With normal people, it’s never been a problem.) 👍 Keep me posted on your arrival: 📲 WhatsApp (only!) : +33 7 49 10 XX XX (no sms/call), or [email protected] (you receive after contact on site) or site app (though that one is a bit random). Only “Booking” with site

Please send written messages rather than voice notes my spoken English isn’t great, and it avoids confusion.

How it works: Once I get your “I’m on my way” message, I send the address. 📍 The apartment is right next to the train station — super easy to find. 🚉 If I have no news before 8pm, I’ll assume you’ve cancelled.

🕗❌ ⚠️ Important: ⚠️ No one stays in the apartment without me present. 🚫 🏠 You’re welcome to drop your bags (of course), but no solo access. 🧳

If any of this sounds unreasonable to you — don’t come … ✋